Now Tristam, don't take all the credit/blame right away. Some things we can achieve on our own.
Here are a few excuses you can use on the unsuspecting.
1. Hey isn't there something on Netflix, like an old kung fu or Godzilla movie.
2. There is something in the fridge, that needs to be nuked in a microwave. Don't wait for THAT expiration date!
3. hey isn't it about time you quit smoking? Start *tonight*.
4. Ever been out to get some sun? At night, we have the "moon". No sunburn!
5. Your friend has been calling you. Think it's about that new game on the Xbox, or something. Call him back; maybe meet up at the mall? Finally!
6 Those pennies in a jar, in the garage. About time to cash them in, at the Kmart or something (they have a machine that will print out the amount so you can buy items at the store)
7 Some things the forum cannot help at all, no matter which version of Bodhi you have.
And Tristam, thanks for doing this. Don't say "Uh-oh" anytime tonight, or any other time. Hope it goes smoothly